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Joke #6
Feb 14, 2006 9:39:58 GMT -5
Post by yojimbo on Feb 14, 2006 9:39:58 GMT -5
A blonde officer pulled over a blonde driver. The officer crept up to the car window and asked,"Lemme see yur lisense and registration, plese.
"I don't know what that is." replied the driver.
"It's the ting with your picture on it." said the police officer.
The driver looked through her bag till she came up to her compact and flipped the mirror up. "there you go."
The policeman looked at the compact for a while and finally said."Sorry, I wouldn't have pulled you over if I knew you were an officer."
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Joke #6
Feb 14, 2006 12:11:39 GMT -5
Post by whiskeyman20 on Feb 14, 2006 12:11:39 GMT -5
you need to check your spelling before you post these jokes
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Joke #6
Feb 14, 2006 21:06:47 GMT -5
Post by Harfoopler on Feb 14, 2006 21:06:47 GMT -5
I believe that the spelling is intentional for the joke. Not sure whiskey buddy, but I'm nearly positive.
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Joke #6
Feb 15, 2006 8:22:00 GMT -5
Post by yojimbo on Feb 15, 2006 8:22:00 GMT -5
I did it on purpose whiskey.
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Joke #6
Feb 22, 2006 13:04:58 GMT -5
Post by whiskeyman20 on Feb 22, 2006 13:04:58 GMT -5
ya ok im sure you did
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Joke #6
Feb 22, 2006 13:11:54 GMT -5
Post by whiskeyman20 on Feb 22, 2006 13:11:54 GMT -5
im sure even if they where talking like that they would say it properly
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Joke #6
Feb 23, 2006 8:25:55 GMT -5
Post by yojimbo on Feb 23, 2006 8:25:55 GMT -5
its an exaggeration whiskey. Don't get mad over it, it's supposed to be a joke.
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Joke #6
Feb 23, 2006 8:54:12 GMT -5
Post by Harfoopler on Feb 23, 2006 8:54:12 GMT -5
I'm starting to think that it wasn't the joke. He really does spell like that, unless he types it up in word, and pastes it to the forum.
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Joke #6
Feb 23, 2006 9:04:27 GMT -5
Post by yojimbo on Feb 23, 2006 9:04:27 GMT -5
What the hell are you talking about?
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Joke #6
Feb 23, 2006 12:37:41 GMT -5
Post by whiskeyman20 on Feb 23, 2006 12:37:41 GMT -5
A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there
was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and
enter it in some races. However, at the local auction, the going
price for horses was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey
instead. Although he had some doubts, the priest figured that he
might as well enter the animal in a race just to see how it would
do. To his surprise the donkey came in second.
The next day the headlines read: PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS
The priest was so pleased that he entered the animal in another
race, and this time it won.
The headline read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the priest not to enter the donkey in another race.
The new headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS
This was too much for the bishop, and he ordered the priest to get
rid of the animal. The priest gave the donkey to a nun in a nearby
convent.
The next day the headline read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The bishop fainted. He told the nun that she would have to dispose
of the donkey. After several days, the nun finally sold the beast
to a local farmer for $10.
The headline read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS
They buried the bishop the next day
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Joke #6
Feb 23, 2006 12:37:57 GMT -5
Post by whiskeyman20 on Feb 23, 2006 12:37:57 GMT -5
now that is a good joke
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Joke #6
Feb 23, 2006 18:22:56 GMT -5
Post by Harfoopler on Feb 23, 2006 18:22:56 GMT -5
Whiskey, you're supposed to post that in it's own subject. Don't put them in someone elses.
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Joke #6
Feb 27, 2006 12:05:15 GMT -5
Post by whiskeyman20 on Feb 27, 2006 12:05:15 GMT -5
lol dont get mad becasue its better than yours
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Joke #6
Feb 27, 2006 12:05:36 GMT -5
Post by whiskeyman20 on Feb 27, 2006 12:05:36 GMT -5
because*
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Joke #6
Mar 1, 2006 12:18:20 GMT -5
Post by whiskeyman20 on Mar 1, 2006 12:18:20 GMT -5
ok is this fricken fight over with lol
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