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Joke #1
Feb 10, 2006 9:23:35 GMT -5
Post by yojimbo on Feb 10, 2006 9:23:35 GMT -5
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to, "Dr's Smith & Jones, Hysterias and Posteriors.
"This was not acceptable, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to, "Schizoids and Haemorrhoids." No go.
They tried, "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.
Then, "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Not good.
Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.
So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes." No way.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.
Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
At their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: " Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.", - acceptable
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Joke #1
Mar 3, 2006 13:26:16 GMT -5
Post by ramaltus on Mar 3, 2006 13:26:16 GMT -5
hmmm, not very funny, but it's cool
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